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"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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waiting for simon to call


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Kim Kardashian: Hollywood taught me that:


  • if you meet kim kardashian and help her with a fashion crisis, she’ll automatically become your best friend and make you famous so thank you kim kardashian for unintentionally making that promise to like everyone
  • you can fucking steal money from the suitcases lying around at the airport
  • you can get money and shit just by shaking the tree outside kim kardashian’s house which actually kind of makes sense if you think about it
  • it takes more energy to get a drink during a photo shoot than to check the lighting
  • and taking a break during a commercial shoot takes 4 energy because that makes perfect sense
  • plane rides cost $15 to $35
  • you can leave in the middle of a date and fly to miami and back and it’s perfectly acceptable
  • when you unlock stuff by leveling up you also have to BUY the stuff to actually unlock it
  • willow pape is a fucking bitch

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Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

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me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
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